Democrats Resort to Chimpanzee-style Intimidation

By Jonathan Gardner

Democrats, unable to win at the ballot boxes (they say fraud; I say they have yet to convince the majority of Americans that America is bad), have resorted to using poop, that's right, feces, to intimidate their opponents. This is a common tactic of what Darwinists claim are our simian brethren. Hurling chunks of feces at things that threaten them, urinating from the treetops, and, as you have doubtless observed, a terrible screeching noise that, despite all efforst to understand, resembles the braying of a donkey, are common tactics monkeys use to intimidate that which they do not understand.
I have heard people try to argue that (a) they are a Democrat, (b) they do not use feces (or any of these absurd and childish tactics) to intimidate their opponents, therefore (c) the vast majority of the  Democrats are not repugnant to any civilization.

I would dare say that, although 50 years ago the Democrat party was mainstream, about 40 years ago it cut sharply to the left, and today, it has left the realm of all reason. While you may indeed be a Democrat, you do not represent your party. Your elected officials do, and it is they who are pulling these "pranks". (Of course, the local DA doesn't think it was a prank: He is pressing charges.)

The deliverer is a professor, no less, and a high-ranking official in the local Democrat scene.

The Democrat party is no longer suitable to lead this country. For all intents and purposes, they have devolved to the common ape.

Waiting for local politicians to denounce simian tactics of winning elections… I guess they'll do that just as soon as they denounce their tin-foil capped elected officials for imagining absurd conspiracy theories to explain away a massive military and political victory in Iraq. 

Read all about it at Michelle Malkin's blog. 

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