I think President Obama has made clear several things tonight.
I’ve seen the Great Depression, and I fully intend to do whatever Hoover and Roosevelt did to get us there.
I’m popular, so screw the constitution! The people like me, I can do whatever I want. Besides, having laws that people like me have to follow is so 19th Century.
If you’re rich, it must be because you were stealing money. If not from the poor people, you were stealing it from the government. We’re going to tax you into oblivion. If you haven’t already bought a home in Ireland or Hong Kong, then you were stupid for waiting so long to do so. In fact, if you haven’t already moved out, you are pretty dumb for a rich guy.
If you run a small business that is struggling, screw you. If you outsource employees, then you might as well move your entire operation overseas. Because if you don’t, I am going to crush you. I’ll crush you regardless, but I’ll double-crush you if you decide that trading with foreign countries is in America’s best interest.
Unless, of course, you were a business run by democrats. In which case, we are going to bleed the American worker dry trying to make sure you can keep your retirement package. There is no bill big enough that I will ever veto it, as long as the bill will send money straight from American’s pockets to my buddies in Washington D.C. This is the hope and change that America wanted and voted for, and I intend to deliver it.
Republicans better watch out. I’m going to sound more Reaganesque than them. If they try to pull any of that Milton Friedman crap on me, I’m going to wag my finger and point out how popular I am. And then I will crush them. See, I am so popular, that even Jesus looks like a second-rate city council member compared to me. You can’t stop Obama, so don’t even bother trying. By the way, this is what I call “bipartisanship”. Republicans sit over there and look stupid while I tell the world how they refuse to cooperate with my plans to socialize the rest of America.
Mama government is going to make sure everyone gets rationed medical care, whether they want to or not. That means if you are Canadian, you can no longer sneak across the border to get cancer treatment. You’ll have to die before you can get treatment just like the Britains do. And Americans, too, pretty soon. Forget whether government-run medical care is even a good thing, because I’m going to do it no matter the cost to the American people.
When your grandchildren grow up an realize that the US used to be, hands down, the leader in medical care and research, they are going to turn to you and ask, “What happened?” And you’re going to say, “Obama.” And that’s going to send a chill down their spine, because by that time, Obama will be synonymous with all that is evil in government.
I’m going to fix Social Security and Medicare, by the way. Not that I had a choice to, but that it’s actually broken right now and we’re not going to be able to spend all that money on pork if we have to bail out Social Security. (The Chinese, after all, can only take so much money from the American worker to buy government debt to fund my socialism.) So I’m going to do the only reasonable thing and follow President Bush’s plan but I’ll call it something else. I’m still thinking of ways to screw the American people and take their money, so I don’t have many details yet. As soon as I can figure out how to take everyone’s money and get away with not paying out Social Security benefits, then you’ll see the details of my plan.
At least republican governor Bobby Jindal from Louisiana had some words of hope. His message was that it is the American people, not government, that make America great. As long as we keep government far away from its people, we will recover and do the impossible. But if we let government take over, there is no way the American people can be free to do what they need to to fix the economy.
I think the history books have already been written on President Obama. He is, by far, the worst disaster of a president this country had ever seen. You have to go back in the history books to the 1800′s to find presidents as bad as he is right now. It’s clear from his speech that he doesn’t realize how bad his administration is or how much worse it can get.
About a year and a half from now, the American people are going to be demanding change. Already Obama has 50% higher than average disapproval rating for modern presidents. People are finding out what he is doing with our grandchildren’s money and it isn’t sitting well, especially because the money is simply wasted.
I’m done with socialism and everything related to it. If you are a politician that believes that government can do anything right, I am going to call you out on your idiocy.