I just found out through Scott Adams that Donald Trump doesn’t drink alcohol.
There is no reason why the president of the united states should ever drink a drop of alcohol while in office. If he ever does get drunk, there’s a really good reason why power should transfer immediately to the vice-president.
It also turns out that according to emails, Hillary Clinton doesn’t just drink, but drinks at the wrong times, and gets drunk before 4:30 in the afternoon. Some of her weird statements and behavior may be due to her being flat-out wasted.